laura, mike's apartment slap the slit - 10.02.2006

Alaura arrived ready to ear ner stay. I had my limey bastard friend come over to translate for her. She quickly proved her oral skills by sucking on a big dildo which she later shoved up her pussy until it was soaked in cunt juice. I guess something was lost in translation because I only said she could stay one night. I guess I got the last laugh.